BURIAL AT SEA(weed)

Magic

happens

in moments

On a recent beach hike, I came upon a young mother with two young daughters, one of which was being buried in the sand by mom and sis.  Just as they were completing the burial, I quickly grabbed a pile of nearby kelp, and dragged it over the top of the ‘corpse’, proclaiming,

“You forgot one thing!”  

All three let out a loud “EE-YOUU!”

That probably spelled the end of my career as a mortician.